when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??
I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go
— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via observando)
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe